If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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I would have thought that Bud Light is worse.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
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This is the first place I have had that has a sprinkler system. Usually I just pee in the yard, but here there is a system with a computer. So now I have a sprinkler guy! I'm going to line them up in order of tallest first. Pool, sprinkler, yard, and I forget the other one guy. Oh yeah HVAC guy. I got a guy for that too.
I do have to tip the sprinkler guy, he was out working and my wife was following him around pestering him with questions. I could see he was getting aggravated and finally he accidentally soaked her with a sprinkler he was working on. I asked her how wet he made her. She did not get the joke.
update - $400 later he's finished. He had to replace everything except the hoses underground. New fucking control box, new fucking sprinklers, new fucking bubblers, new fucking watchamacallits, and concrete bagels around all the fucking yard things. He's got it set to fire off at 3am so I will be out there with my dick out waiting for $400 worth of action tonight.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
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Nope, no bug guy. Two reasons --
1 I like bugs like dragonflies etc. I have some citrus trees and pollenation is necessary.
2 My dipshit neighbors so overspray their yards that the mist pretty much treats my yard too.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...