04-23-2015, 04:24 PM
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If you crafted from this a drinking game, you would be severely fucked up. Unless you were a moose in Alaska. It's illegal to give alcohol to a moose in Alaska.
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04-23-2015, 04:24 PM
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That figure does not include the last three drops that always end up in your shorts.
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04-23-2015, 04:25 PM
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This was still more readable than Jean Auel's Cave Bear series.
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04-23-2015, 04:27 PM
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Teenagers, however, were able to do so in a much shorter time by using acronyms. TTYL. LOL. TFAC.
The French Are Coming!!
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04-23-2015, 04:28 PM
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The rest are in a bank in the middle of Beverly Hills in somebody else's name.
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It was created out of necessity when Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson shared a tour bus one week.
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04-23-2015, 04:29 PM
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"Most Dick Bites"
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04-23-2015, 04:29 PM
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And his wife still refuses to suck out the poison
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The word aight is a contraction of "I trust and assume that my proposal is satisfactory to you in every regard."
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04-23-2015, 04:32 PM
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The word "cockle" is a contraction illustrated by the following query - what's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says "cock a doodle do." Your mom says "Any cockle do."
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