04-23-2015, 03:47 PM
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You must also remove your sister's false mustache before being conjugally intimate with her.
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Which causes a great deal of consternation at closing time in the rougher bars, when it is sometimes difficult to discern between moose and frontier girl. Either way, she'll still fuck you, though.
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04-23-2015, 03:50 PM
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Most of the mothers of DSFers should avoid Oklahoma, considering the ugly faces they have made for their children.
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04-23-2015, 03:51 PM
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And first sister-wives have the right of first refusal with respect specifically to the Hershey Highway.
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04-23-2015, 03:52 PM
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My Dong has rinsed the mouth of cougars, but never tigers.
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He then shot the doctor and charged his family for the bullet.
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04-23-2015, 03:53 PM
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Ground hog, in the form of links or patties, is delicious 100% of the time.
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It was out of an airplane and straight down.
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That would be 532 mph, adjusted for inflation.
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And I have stepped on every goddamn one of them.
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