If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Fuck imgur. I always have problems trying to upload images. It never works.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
Happy Halloween guys, I was an asshole this year, just put the bowl outside. Filled it twice. Someone was a lucky winner and a lot of others were disappointed.
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It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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People were bring kids into my neighborhood on landscape trailers. I had repeat visitors because I was giving out full size bars then I would hold the bowl out so they could pick which brand they wanted. I would say 10% grabbed two. Then I felt like a creep giving kids candy while their parents looked on from the street. I hate Halloween can't wait for Thanksgiving my favorite holiday.
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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71. Seventy-one godless little heathens stopped by for candy. We had seven pieces left, damn near ran out. So I ate them and then had a funky dream that I slept with my kindergarden girlfriend. She was afraid that my wife would discover us, I reassured her that I wasn't cheating on her because my wife was not born yet. What happens in kindergarden stays in kindergarden.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...