Random Thoughts V4.0

It’s illegal in Alabama to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

In parts of Alaska, it’s illegal to feed alcohol to a moose.

You’re subject to fines and/or imprisonment for making “ugly faces” at dogs in Oklahoma.

In Utah, birds have the right of way on all highways.

Mao Zedong, like many Chinese of his time, refused to brush his teeth. Instead, he rinsed his mouth with tea and chewed the leaves. Why brush? “Does a tiger brush his teeth?” argued Mao. As you can imagine, his teeth were green.

Chairman Mao also loved to chain-smoke English cigarettes, when his doctor asked him to cut down, he explained that “smoking is also a form of deep-breathing exercise, don’t you think?”

The groundhog is only accurate in predicting the weather 28% of the time.

Gene Sarazen, a golfer from several generations ago, set the record for the fastest golf drive: 120 mph.

Michael Sangster, who played in the 1960s, had tennis’ fastest serve, once clocked at 154 mph.

Since 1949, the LEGO company, based in Denmark, has produced more than 200,000,000,000 of the plastic elements that make up the Lego System.