I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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My ex-wife stayed in the house after she started the divorce project and became ultra bitch. I did unspeakable things to her lip gloss, makeup brush and anything else that come near her face, lips etc.
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And by "come near her face" at that point you didn't mean you? When my first wife and I started having issues, we had like a running war to see who could whore it up worse. She slept with like 6 guys she knew from high school and I broke even by sleeping with her step-sister, step-aunt, step-cousin, and step-sister-in-law. Every time I think about Ciudad Juarez now I go from 6 to 12.
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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That is pure win.
No, I just rubbed her stuff on my balloon knot and got drunk.
We worked together so everytime she put on gloss or lipstick I smiled like a mofo
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Shame she didn't get a boyfriend to kiss before you stopped that. Fucking hilarious thinking that he's tossing your salad and kissing her at the same time.
-SRD