04-04-2015, 04:21 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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RIP dir.alluc.to Was the only site i knew that streamed movies still in the theater for free..Now all they show is porn like we can't find that on millions of sites.
04-05-2015, 05:24 AM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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What's the difference between a Mexican and Jesus Christ? Jesus doesn't have a tattoo of a Mexican..
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RIP Joe TheSNake. You will be missed brother.
04-05-2015, 08:38 AM
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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Woke to two possums doing "the dance" in my front yard. That's an above-average start to Easter!! I think I'll take it as A Sign.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
04-05-2015, 01:27 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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Another difference in Jesus & a Mexican is that you can prove Mexicans actually exist.
04-05-2015, 07:12 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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A sign of what spring? I think two rabbits doing "the dance" would have been cooler. Fucking possums scare me
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04-05-2015, 07:17 PM
The future is unwritten, but I'm illustrating it now.
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I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
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04-05-2015, 07:49 PM
I'm in it to win it. alot.
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04-05-2015, 08:50 PM
The Juggernaut Of Ejaculation
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And everything's over when your grandma walks in, "get that dick outta the fish tank! Time for supper!"
04-06-2015, 08:39 AM
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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The first time I saw a whaletail in "the Wild", I stopped dead in my tracks. It was at work and a temp worker was getting some parts from a crate. I had to wait for her since she was in the middle of the hallway.
Its like seeing a chupacabra, you just kind of like - freeze and stare.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
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04-06-2015, 07:10 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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I prefer the coin slot
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