I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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When I went to school they would give you a cardboard report card every 6 weeks to take home and get signed. I got a bad one and got yelled at but I never took it back. I told them my dad got good and pissed and tore it up. He didn't, I just kept it. So they gave me a new one to take home when the next period was up. I took the old one and gave myself B's and C's (really C's and D's with an F here or there). I handed that one to them to sign, then scrawled my dad's signature onto the real one and returned it. I eventually failed English and had to take Summer School but the scam itself went undiscovered.
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I learned to forge my mom and dads signatures when i was 10. Was very useful to me all through school.
learned to hotwire cars when i was 14, was much more useful.
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There is an Axel Braun parody i do not want to see.
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"i don't wanna serve no warm banana cream pie"
The whole world is against us dude, i swear to God. - Jay
good for you Lady FrillyBottom - SaucyBastard
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CAN TWINKIE NEED MORE ROIDS HAVE BANG SHORT UGLY TAN BITCH MICHELOB
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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Depends on which gets you jazzed up better. The thought of a long, slow ride in a limo with women who are wont to cater to your every emotional need, or the memory of all of those women dressed in black, all with black lingerie who attended the funeral, all wanting to also cater to your every emotional need.
Or the thought of your dearly departed dad, and the many times he must have fapped in his own too-short life may block any activity on your part for some time.
A few months back at the customer service counter where I buy cartons of smokes, the average looking woman helping me was powering through her top with some fantastic looking nips. She must have noticed my stare cuz she quickly pulled her cardigan around herself. The next time I saw her, she did a preemptive block, but was way more friendly. Today, she gave me a generous view of those fat little bumps.
And for that, I thank her.
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