07-01-2008, 07:37 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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stopped by the grave yard....... my dad just tried tellin me that my brains were gonna taste spicy. so i had to boot him back in and slam the lid down. damn zombies
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im basically what dreams are made of
07-01-2008, 09:45 PM
i know more than you and i knew it before you did
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I'd forgotten what it's like to drive a 300hp, 4 door, 2 ton beast of a car.
Only thing stopping me from burning through a set of rear tires is the cost of replacing the 92 octane gas my car needs.
07-01-2008, 10:13 PM
the burning and itching has stopped
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Dehydration maybe
I wish there was something to drink in this high-class shitbox condo. For the life of me I can't understand building a stellar place to stay and not having something to drink without having to kick on the flops and drive to a joint.
For fuck's sake I already had to steal half my bosses' pitcher of beer tonight!
Had to vent....shitfire!
07-02-2008, 12:01 AM
Amylike
WHOA! That's what he said
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im drunk and this really hot guy just turned me on so much lol
07-02-2008, 12:10 AM
the burning and itching has stopped
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I wish I was drunk....or I wish I was a hot guy.
Or I wish I was fucking both! But, I'm neither and I can't complain cuz I've had some great days.
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"Whoa!...what the fuck are you doing??? The camo controller is for war games. If you want to play a racing game, use the Carrol Shelby controller. Sorry...my XBOX my fuckin rules bro!"
07-02-2008, 12:10 AM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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what the hell are you doin' here! get to bangin!!!
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not my links. always virus check.
07-02-2008, 12:26 AM
Has the odd ability to always find himself under falling anvils.
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I'm against protesting, but I don't know how to show it.
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NOSY LITTLE FUCKER, AREN'T YOU?
07-02-2008, 12:55 AM
you play Guitar Hero naked... I play REAL guitar topless!
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All hail Mitch Hedberg.
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You know when I'm down to just my socks it's time for business that's why they call them business socks.
07-02-2008, 01:01 AM
2 smileys, 1 cup
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"I haven't slept for ten days ... because that would be too long."
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Oh, and Quagmire, you're the fucking man!!
07-02-2008, 02:20 AM
Amylike
WHOA! That's what he said
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haha im officially in lust
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