12-24-2014, 06:19 PM
Cheesy pick-up line I've seen today that would probably only work on me in real life:
“Damn girl you’re furniture because I wanna bang my finger inside you."
12-25-2014, 03:29 PM
I'm in it to win it. alot.
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12-25-2014, 04:07 PM
The future is unwritten, but I'm illustrating it now.
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I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
12-25-2014, 04:11 PM
I’m the host with Vaseline I hide behind bulletproof glass.
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Billie Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge
12-25-2014, 04:28 PM
Billie Jean is not my lover. She's just a girl.
12-26-2014, 07:37 AM
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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12-26-2014, 12:20 PM
Very hard to get moving today.
12-26-2014, 06:56 PM
The Master gives the gift of control. The slave gives the gift of submission.
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Me My magic watch says you're not wearing panties
Her: It's wrong, I am wearing panties.
Me: Dam things an hour fast again!
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12-26-2014, 09:12 PM
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I love it!
Although in my case, my answer would be: "Your watch has Xray vision?
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12-26-2014, 10:17 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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