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Old 12-24-2014, 06:19 PM
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Cheesy pick-up line I've seen today that would probably only work on me in real life:

“Damn girl you’re furniture because I wanna bang my finger inside you."
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Old 12-25-2014, 03:29 PM
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Old 12-25-2014, 04:07 PM
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Billy Ray was a preacher's son.
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Old 12-25-2014, 04:11 PM
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Old 12-25-2014, 04:28 PM
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Billie Jean is not my lover. She's just a girl.
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Old 12-26-2014, 07:37 AM
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Old 12-26-2014, 12:20 PM
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Very hard to get moving today.
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Old 12-26-2014, 06:56 PM
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Me My magic watch says you're not wearing panties
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Old 12-26-2014, 09:12 PM
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I love it!

Although in my case, my answer would be: "Your watch has Xray vision? "
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Old 12-26-2014, 10:17 PM
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