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Old 05-25-2008, 10:45 AM
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Thumbs down Hey.
I'm the fucking new guy. I joined so I could post a pedo-tastic joke in the joke thread.

I like redheads, comic books and vapid celebrity whores.

I'll lurk more than I'll ever post, but I just thought I'd say hi.
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Old 05-25-2008, 03:17 PM
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i am going to post in this forum so watch it and enjoy
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Old 05-26-2008, 06:53 PM
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Another female here. I've been lurking for a long time.....

I just had to ask, because everyday I wonder.....

Can someone please tell me what "I am- .... of the day" means??? Where did that come from and why? I don't get it.

Also curiosity has got me wondering about one of you guy's siggys that says something like "just make sure they never touch." What never touches?? I need to know!!!

Anyway, whoever can answer those questions will get a big, huge, wet, gooey-

Oh, 'scuse me, phones ringing...
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Old 05-26-2008, 07:20 PM
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Your going to want to looking up the video Jerk Off Jestures on this forum to figure out what the signature in question means
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Old 05-26-2008, 11:09 PM
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it means nothing!!!

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Old 05-26-2008, 11:40 PM
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Old 05-26-2008, 11:44 PM
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Old 05-26-2008, 11:50 PM
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Old 05-27-2008, 02:56 AM
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I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
  

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It's from the movie (and book) Fight Club. If you havent seen it or read it, drop what you are doing and go rent it. Even if you have seen it, rent it again.

I live by Chuck Palahniuk's wisdom in this movie. I'm getting off track here.

But here's the what goes on...

TYLER DURDEN: "Hey man, whatcha reading"?
NARRATOR: "Its an article written by an organ in the first person. I AM Jack's medula oblongata. Without me Jack can't regulate his heart rate.

There's a whole series of these. I AM Jill's nipple. I AM Jack's Colon.

TYLER DURDEN: "Yeah, I get cancer, I kill jack"

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Other memorable Fight Club quotes:

Tyler Durden: The things you own end up owning you.

Marla Singer: My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

Tyler Durden: It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Narrator: I am Jack's cold sweat.

Narrator: I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
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Old 05-27-2008, 03:10 AM
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"We're the middle children of history. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war...Our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off." -Tyler Durden
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