06-01-2014, 12:46 AM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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Styx and Foreigner were awesome. We got there just as Don Felcher was finishing.
Also my Hilary Duff thread has 25,000 views so I'm getting pretty good.
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Breach my ringmeat weirdos.
Always THAT asshole
06-01-2014, 02:33 AM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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We got three chickens today. I built a coop, fenced off the side yard and all that jazz. After a fit of newbie chicken stewardship; following a serious of dramatic events involving chickens roosting in a hibiscus tree, an opening in the gate, and a Laurel and Hardy chase routine, we find ourselves a chicken short.
Fucking eggs at costco are 3.50 a dozen
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06-01-2014, 09:25 AM
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I'm picturing the first part set to the Benny Hill theme.
Sorry you lost one though.
06-01-2014, 09:39 AM
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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Is it
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
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Reason: Fuck reddit lol.
06-01-2014, 12:50 PM
DON'T even think about reading
this book. It is full of lies! LIES I SAY!
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Fuck chickens. You're gonna find that chickens are a pain in the ass. especially if you've got dogs.
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06-01-2014, 07:10 PM
Hello.
06-01-2014, 07:17 PM
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What's shakin' bacon?
06-01-2014, 07:33 PM
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Drinking beer and watching the Science channel. It's a big night here at douche central.
06-01-2014, 07:54 PM
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I don't think I could handle all of that partying.
Then again I'm here not drinking beer watching Family Guy.
06-01-2014, 08:32 PM
TIL that when you fart just before sitting down, you effectively put your face in your own ass.
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