I wish I was more impulsive when I first met Rocker182. I wish we would have gotten married those first 6 months so I could have had then Mayor Rudy Giuliani
perform the ceremony and have pictures taken at the Empire State Building that make it look like you're somewhere better.
Since that didn't happen I then wish he would have jumped on the chance to get on that Howie Mandel flash mob show and surprise the fuck out of me with my worst fear, but it would have been a nice ending and super special.
Now, my town is giving me a hard as fuck time and it is proving impossible to get something together at the town hall in August (or ever for the matter).
Probably for the best, everyone in my life was done with their own, but out of nowhere two more unexpected princesses will be made. Making my dilemma pretty embarrassing instead of something to look forward to which is ridiculously sorely needed right now.
I keep wishing on my stars, crossing my fingers and begging my angels. Come on life, work with me! [/depressingbullshit]
Next year will be my year!
Feel free to send me love, well wishes or maybe a nice big bottle of Midol. Mmmm...Midol.