i'm gonna cancel Netflix and Amazon. cause my wife watch the worst goddamn chick flick, BBC lovin' Jane Austen shit you can imagine.
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The sun can fuck you up for sure. Be sure to rehydrate you may not even know you dehydrated but it can really fuck with your BP and kidneys. Side note tan lines?
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you never hear happy husband.
nothing rhymes with happy husband.
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"i don't wanna serve no warm banana cream pie"
The whole world is against us dude, i swear to God. - Jay
good for you Lady FrillyBottom - SaucyBastard
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Originally Posted by pisceschef
CAN TWINKIE NEED MORE ROIDS HAVE BANG SHORT UGLY TAN BITCH MICHELOB
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oh hush
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"i don't wanna serve no warm banana cream pie"
The whole world is against us dude, i swear to God. - Jay
good for you Lady FrillyBottom - SaucyBastard
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Originally Posted by pisceschef
CAN TWINKIE NEED MORE ROIDS HAVE BANG SHORT UGLY TAN BITCH MICHELOB
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Ken the manager saw Steve, a novice waiter rush into the wait staff area. Ken followed, curious as to what the urgency was. "I don't know what to do," Steven panted, out of breath. "I don't know what to do - I didn't know someone could do that....." "What?" asked Ken. "He ordered..." Steven faltered, "He ordered the four cheese lasagna and he ordered the five cheese marinara on it. AND he added the cheese raviolis on top!" One of the hostesses crossed herself when she heard this. Other members of the wait staff murmured. A bar maid started to cry. Ken saw that Steven wasn't finished. "What else, Steve?" Steven looked down at the floor. "And then he asked for grated Parmesan on it. That's eleven cheeses! It's just not possible!" Albert, the wizened old bar man said quietly, "He is 'The One'."
TL-DR Me and the missus went to Olive Garden and I had an entree that was mostly cheese.
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you have smoked yo' ass retarded.
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"i don't wanna serve no warm banana cream pie"
The whole world is against us dude, i swear to God. - Jay
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Originally Posted by pisceschef
CAN TWINKIE NEED MORE ROIDS HAVE BANG SHORT UGLY TAN BITCH MICHELOB