Thank god for us bitter sacks of emotionless fucks. We are legendz!
Join Date: Sep 2007
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heh I was at a redneck bar tonight. It was all good. We were playing around with this boxer/punching machine. Another group of guys comes after us, we let them have it, much lulz were had. Me and one of my best friends were getting low scores because we were following through (every time I was hitting the LCD display). Some dude came up starting some mess with us because 2 of us apparently couldn't hit as hard. Later on, the same dudes came around and started in again, I playfully told them to back off again lulz were had (and beer). So he pushes me playfully and I don't like being touched, I look at him and he backs off but he punches my friend (in the shoulder). As he followed through I pushed him down and got him right on the cheek on a down slope and hit his jaw and knocked him out some how. So I got the next closest guy (almost hit another guy that was with us) and took his ass out too. Then it gets blurry, I got him more than a few times. It stops, cops show up, and I'm getting cuffed. The bartender explains what happened, one cop tells me that the guys I hit were on leave from the military. They ask if we wanted to press charges, my friend wanted to, I told him no. I ask the guy (the four of us were really close) if he understood that people will defend themselves. He starts to say that we started it but I looked at him and the cops and he admits that what they did was wrong (the whole thing was done in about a minute in a half). We didn't press charges and a 20 year old was saved a court marshal (I have a few family members currently deployed, I know how it is).
I really should hang out in better spots. My hand is numb and I'm retarded (again).
i was at some retard, hippie art/music/puppet show (dont ask).. i got bored and went and played some of the old school video games that they had and this oriental/asian girl comes up and starts tapping my fingers (as a joke) to mess up my game. I didnt realize it but her boyfriend got really pissed of at me and started giving me dirty looks llike he wanted to kick the shitout of me.
i never claime to be some badass but i can deff hold my own.,, espicially against some 5'6" asin guy. So i give him the look back like "hey your girl was flirting with me, take it up wit her" type look and he backs off but i start to wonder what is it with these ..little asian guys?
i got nothing against them but they always are so over zealous and wanna start shit... they either got the Napoleon complex or the shrimp dick complex but i always get shit from them... i hate to generalize about a whole race but i always catch shit from these guys and i dont even find asian girlls attractive in the least... i dunnno maybe im too drunk. whatevr...