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Old 01-17-2014, 01:03 PM
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I've come to a point in my life where I have been forced to break up with myself. Unfortunately though, I have to stay together for the sake of the kids, so being forced to see myself every morning while I'm brushing my teeth is excruciatingly unbearable. I've tried to look the other way during these times, but it's impossible since I feel weird spitting with my eyes closed.

Certainly there will likely be flip/flop sex with the ex sessions with myself, but like everyone else who goes that route, it will likely remain unrewarding and leave me full of regret.
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Old 01-17-2014, 05:04 PM
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Old 01-17-2014, 06:41 PM
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Old 01-20-2014, 01:19 AM
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My U-verse sucks and I don't mean that sexually either. However, it is currently the equivalent of a celibate hooker.
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Old 01-20-2014, 11:32 AM
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So this has been my morning. How are all of you!

EDIT: Almost had video of the gushing, just got the cam up then my boss yelled "MadamMeow get all the stuff off the desk!" I was like.



Separately, hope things pick up for you soon though Goddaddy.
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Old 01-20-2014, 03:50 PM
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Fuck my job and getting called three times over the weekend when I'm not even on call. Going to New Jersey to learn those systems from the company my company bought was a fucking trap. I'm looking for a new job, fuck this shit.
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Old 01-21-2014, 05:11 PM
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Snowy day. Was happy to beat my boyfriend home so I could do the round 1 shoveling. I like digging out strips of grass on both sides. It's the only time I get to feel I have a big luxurious driveway.

But the side effect is shoveling makes me feel like I want to box. Who wants to go a round?
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Old 01-21-2014, 07:46 PM
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Old 01-21-2014, 10:32 PM
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They've been my pets for a few days now. And you wonder why I'm at it from 530am to 1230am.
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Old 01-22-2014, 08:36 AM
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Sometimes I like feeling like a man. So we got a little over a foot of snow yesterday. Did one clear out during the strorm (which was a waste as it was gone an hour later) and then another one 6:30 this morning and still made the bus and into the office (which is dead) by 7:20. I feel like I have accomplished so much and am ready to call it quits for the day.
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