I don't mean to sound like an ass, (quiet!) but my 40th birthday is coming up here in a couple weeks, and I wanted y'all to have the chance to get me something really nice. Like a hooker. (no tranny) Or the Harry Potter box set. Something really expensive that I can't afford.
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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My virginity is quite expensive I say so myself. I'm fielding auction bids!
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If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Oh come on, it's not like I have tits.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"