01-14-2009, 03:54 PM
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i'm going to write it down and give it a try, but how bad could it be?
01-14-2009, 04:40 PM
the burning and itching has stopped
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throw some fish guts in a plastic bag. shit on top of the guts. close up the bag and leave it outside in 90 degree heat for several hours.
go back and open the bag and stick your face in it, inhaling deeply.
01-14-2009, 04:42 PM
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...
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ha ha^^^
the idea was to help him get laid, not put him off women.
so i restrained myself from falling into the reply trap
01-15-2009, 07:03 AM
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that's not right
But hell i'll just focus on the prize and maybe ---if she'll let me--- a little mild soap and water....
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01-15-2009, 03:01 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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^^ (the one on the right looks nice)
01-16-2009, 09:14 AM
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WWWOOOWWW, that bad uh? But a good friend once said that he'd always choose a rancid cunt over a butt hole. And you know what, I agree, rancid or not, front is front and as bad as it smells, it got to be better than poking some one in the ass.
01-16-2009, 09:48 AM
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...
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: ^^^ >>>>>> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01-16-2009, 09:57 AM
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^^^^forgivenme, maybe if I lived in the states it would be easier, nassau is far too small to make a ghost move, without some one knowing my business.
01-16-2009, 09:57 AM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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oh i believe that i referenced clorox bleach as a bit of a hyperbole, you know, shock value/comedy, that sort of thing. chlorine on lady parts is probably like pouring holy water on richard gere. look like that scene from the first robocop when the guy gets oozed with toxic shit and hit by a car.
i think you got someone angry.
01-16-2009, 09:59 AM
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...
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but u sure have a lot of stupid friends.
well... get fucking married already and get laid!
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