05-23-2008, 10:36 AM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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they just opened a driving range less than a block away, between that and this site...I'm never gonna get anything done...
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
about a man and his horse
05-23-2008, 10:39 AM
Come with uncle and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.
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When at least 2 celebs get their pic taken, why do they point at each other?
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I'ld lick her all up. A lot.
05-23-2008, 06:03 PM
i live with my mom and have never seen a vagina
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at what point...
does a book become small enough to be considered a booklet?
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Have you ever ate dogfood? It tastes just like it smells...DELICIOUS!
05-23-2008, 08:14 PM
The Juggernaut Of Ejaculation
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I saw this and thought it was funny. Just wanted to share it with everyone.
Im gonna fuck that there fish before I die. I do belive that's my final thought.
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And everything's over when your grandma walks in, "get that dick outta the fish tank! Time for supper!"
05-23-2008, 08:16 PM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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Why is it that one dead pixel on my 42" LCD makes me want to go buy a new TV?
05-23-2008, 08:18 PM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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because a dead pixel on a nipple makes it look liked chewed bubblegum?
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05-23-2008, 09:08 PM
Moses is a nice guy.
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If you buy a new one, send me your busted crap!
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Damn, it has been a while!!
"You last visited: 01-19-2009 at 07:33 AM"
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go fuckyourself
05-23-2008, 09:12 PM
a True Sex Panther
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Is it just me or is this a stupid question
I currently have a 61" TV, I saw where they are coming out with a 67" that will just fit it the current space of my tv, I told my wife I was thinking of getting it. She asked, Why do you need a bigger tv? To which I replied, Duh, I'm a guy.
Is it me or her? Just wondering.
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Anchorman is probably my favorite movie EVER which means I love you.
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DAS is Back! and I love it!
05-23-2008, 09:39 PM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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They just don't understand. Much like I don't understand the need to go shopping for "fat" pants. Stop eating the oreos and lose some weight bitch!
05-23-2008, 09:42 PM
....raw doggin' it since 1980!
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Can Spiderman retract his load?
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