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Old 11-08-2013, 11:16 AM
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Old 11-09-2013, 02:46 PM
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Have to go get myself gussied up and drop a couple hundred bucks to go to a former co-worker's wedding.

Had a ton of this type of shit this year and it pisses me off cause if I ever get married or knocked up, the same people aren't going to return the favor.

Oh well I'm going to get as drunk and funny as I can.
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Old 11-09-2013, 08:51 PM
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Will there be pics?
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Old 11-10-2013, 02:36 PM
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No, but since there was no extended family involved, I had a better time than I thought I would.

My line of the night that I kept annoyingly repeating while creepy nonstop smiling was "I'm lit, yo" whenever anyone tried talking to me. In my defense I'm half deaf so at places with loud music, I have a 0% chance of hearing what you said anyway.
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Old 11-11-2013, 12:37 PM
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Old 11-12-2013, 02:22 PM
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Old 11-12-2013, 02:28 PM
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Fuck it's stuck in my head now.

Also TIL after all these years they were saying "Polaroid Picture" and not "Pornograph Teacher".
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Old 11-13-2013, 12:19 AM
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Old 11-13-2013, 08:22 AM
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Kind of scared to be at work right now. The boss' wife & bookkeeper has been acting pretty unstable. Yesterday she was standing staring at a wall for over an hour then slammed her door out of no where. Opened it a half hour later and did more wall staring. One guy wanted to show her a video on his phone of his dog being cute and she snapped at him.

I've been planning escape routes from my desk.
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Old 11-13-2013, 08:34 AM
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