11-02-2013, 06:45 PM
I thought I might have the fuckin herpes, but it turned out to be an ingrown hair. The doctor refused to kiss it and make it better which sucked for me cause she was pretty hot. But at least she touched my boobs. She said it was to check for cancer, but I know she wanted me.
11-02-2013, 09:16 PM
The future is unwritten, but I'm illustrating it now.
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Did you say "I have the fucking herpes"? Rep whore. Oh, wait.
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I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
11-02-2013, 09:31 PM
The Juggernaut Of Ejaculation
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Herpes is my favorite word that starts with an "H".
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And everything's over when your grandma walks in, "get that dick outta the fish tank! Time for supper!"
11-02-2013, 09:39 PM
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Rep whore? Only in the sense of giving it.
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I can't think of a better one although hoochie is kind of fun to say.
11-04-2013, 01:16 AM
Is your refrigerator running? Bcuz if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually
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I wanna rep you so hard.
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im...tiny...anal...hurts...
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11-04-2013, 05:28 AM
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Don't forget about fast and good.
11-04-2013, 02:59 PM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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This has been a day from hell here at work, and tomorrow my coworker is going to be in training all day, so if they think they're going to come whining to me like they do him and I'm going to wipe their little fucking asses without a ticket, they're dead wrong.
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11-04-2013, 05:53 PM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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Yay, I got my first forum bling!!
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11-04-2013, 11:04 PM
Is your refrigerator running? Bcuz if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually
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Hard, fast, mediocre is the way I roll.
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11-05-2013, 07:50 AM
Good grief! The comedian's a bear!
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I hereby would like to sell my back...I did everything it asked of me, I lost weight and started to exercise and this is how it repays me...well fuck it...I'm gonna drug it till it can't feel itself...
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