It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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Kermit was mine. I got a rep for smeggs on his pic about hitting pause on a nude scene. The reps are gone now poof. Maybe they were never there and it was the weed messing with me.
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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I shake people's hands with the same hand I jerk off with.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Nah that was someone pretending to be my mom. This is who you were actually fingering in drag.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
Last edited by Frothy Afterbirth : 05-11-2018 at 08:33 AM.
Reason: I vomitted