I missed Rep Day on Saturday, but I think I've gotten as many of you as I could between yesterday and today. If I didn't rep you, it's because you're a smelly cuntcicle sandwich.
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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My cat is so gross. When she gets a crap ball that hangs on, larger than a diggleberry, she drags her ass across the floor trying to wipe it off.
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Until she also said, "Pull it," which I also did, gently parting the teeth, one at a time, down under and beneath, the longest unzipping of my life.
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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That's why I don't have any pets whatsoever. I wouldn't stand to think there's animal hair, saliva and shit all over. I would go mad with a mental meltdown carrying a chainsaw.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"