08-02-2009, 12:38 AM
I'm no alien, but I am illegal in 50 states.
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It's not like youy or anything.
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08-02-2009, 12:39 AM
I'm no alien, but I am illegal in 50 states.
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It's that the fucking that uyyouuj know that guy on the commmercials for the thing.
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08-02-2009, 12:40 AM
I'm no alien, but I am illegal in 50 states.
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Hw eas all like fuck you biotch and then smacke4d the cunt in her yapper.
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08-02-2009, 12:40 AM
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He was some sort or religiosd douce guy.
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08-02-2009, 12:41 AM
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With the yellow napkking cloth thinmg/.
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08-02-2009, 12:42 AM
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YHean he punched a bitch in the face.l,.m
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08-02-2009, 12:42 AM
you play Guitar Hero naked... I play REAL guitar topless!
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awesome
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08-02-2009, 12:42 AM
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He was like tRick ot somethiong,
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08-02-2009, 12:43 AM
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I thnink his name no his name was like Dteve.
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08-02-2009, 12:45 AM
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Vince "Offer" Shlomi[1] (born April 25, 1964 in Israel),[2] better known as Vince Offer, is a writer, director, and comedian best known as the owner and pitchman of two sold-on-TV products: ShamWow! absorbent towels and the Slap Chop food chopper.[3]Contents [hide]
1 The Underground Comedy Movie
2 Infomercial marketing
2.1 ShamWow!
2.2 Slap Chop
3 Arrest
4 References
5 External links
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The Underground Comedy Movie
Main article: The Underground Comedy Movie
In 1999 as a writer, director and actor, Offer released the The Underground Comedy Movie to scathing reviews. The New York Post said it "may be the least amusing comedy ever made," and Lawrence Van Gelder of The New York Times described the movie as "a series of sketches built around subjects like masturbation, defecation, alienation, urination, necrophilia, voyeurism, casual brutality, and mockery of the unfortunate." He added that Offer "makes the common mistake of equating the recognition of comic pOW NITCH RIGHT IN YOUR FACE. vINCE IS A KARATE MANM.
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