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Old 07-16-2013, 12:46 PM
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Anytime, anytime.

Maybe if you're lucky, one day I'll tell you about how I tripped on purpose to grab a hair stylist's boob like Elaine did on Seinfeld.
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Old 07-17-2013, 08:23 AM
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Holy fuck, mad people are getting yelled at today.

But not me, because I'm the good one.

Kind of feel bad for the others, but this used to be my every day at my old company.
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Old 07-17-2013, 11:05 AM
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Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
 

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Got coupons from one of the client visitors for letting her borrow a laptop power supply. Someone's getting some chicken nuggets shaped like Mike Wazowski this weekend.
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Old 07-17-2013, 11:08 AM
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For my birthday the wife has promised me some sort of sexual favor every night for two whole weeks. Supposed to start tonight, anyone want to post the over/under on her fulfilling this gift?
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Old 07-17-2013, 11:11 AM
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Does that mean the coupons are from Wendy's?

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I'm going to go with 4 days.
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Old 07-17-2013, 12:13 PM
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I'm going to go with 4 days.[/quote]

No, one of my company's clients produces chicken and chicken products. They have a line of nuggets shaped like Monsters University characters.

I'm going to vote on 2 days, SexyLion.
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Old 07-17-2013, 12:57 PM
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Old 07-17-2013, 06:14 PM
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Old 07-17-2013, 07:54 PM
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Old 07-17-2013, 09:09 PM
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