I found an old diary from when I was 20, aka the year before I fucked up my life. Skimming through it I wanted to go back in time and kick my own ass.
I really thought I could have this hot guy who I was obsessed with and a wife or tons of chicks with him. I went through a Wiccan phase, made a website to try to get chicks for us and wrote gay ass love poems that I sent to him, sprinkled with lots of bitching about how I wished my now ex would let me dump him so I could pursue my "beloved" further.
I thought about posting it on stepSMUT so everyone could read it or in the avatard section as incentive to earn your avatar, but then I figured I would kill all the traffic on this site. Especially since everything I would do would fail and just makes me look bad. Luckily, I can laugh at it now. Lulz.
tl;dr I used to smoke A LOT of weed.