12-07-2010, 09:07 PM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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It's easier (and more profitable) to sell her to a Saudi Mosque.
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Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002
12-07-2010, 10:03 PM
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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busted out the guitar tonight and my girls wanted me to play some Taylor Swift... damn it!
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Random credits are almost as good as random rimjobs. You don't wanna ask for it, but if the opportunity arises, fucking go for it!!!
12-07-2010, 10:05 PM
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Did you fire up the easy-bake oven?
12-07-2010, 10:06 PM
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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that was after the litebrite.
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Random credits are almost as good as random rimjobs. You don't wanna ask for it, but if the opportunity arises, fucking go for it!!!
12-07-2010, 10:08 PM
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And sneaking some bubblegumtinis into the tea set.
12-07-2010, 10:09 PM
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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ha...fuck you!
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Random credits are almost as good as random rimjobs. You don't wanna ask for it, but if the opportunity arises, fucking go for it!!!
12-07-2010, 10:11 PM
I was gonna bang some hot sluts, but then I remembered that I don't really know any. So, that was out the window.
12-07-2010, 10:25 PM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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Yea I was out at band practice
The correct answers are
A. 3 Days
B. Zombie Jesus saves you... for later.
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I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
12-07-2010, 10:47 PM
My goal is to live forever. So far so good!
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sorry, but LOL!!!!!! wait for it, LOL........., LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Still laughing.
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That settles it. Pancakes for breakfast it is
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... On with the shenanigans.
12-07-2010, 11:25 PM
Consume me.
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first he busted out the bubble gum martinis so they automatically associate him with girlyness
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