If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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I wish my balls had hands so they can high-five each for completing a successful mission.
On the other hand
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
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It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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Amtonics balls hang about 8 inches bellow his penis. His balls think it would be gay being so close to his penis. BTW his balls dangle 9 inches do the math
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Spring is surely coming in my neck of the woods. We get no Nor'Easters here! Hahahaha
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
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I wish I was there to plow you out. When I was in Mass i always had a plow on my trucks and would always help out people shoveling never took money. BTW plow you out isn't a metaphor for some perv stuff
Not that I could, or that I would. Let it burn, under my skin. Let it BURN!
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It was great, by the time I finally finished the shit from the middle of the street, the guy with a blower who also parks in the street and fucks me comes to finish up for me.
But I already did it.
But at least it's not the same family I thought it was in the house and the dudes pretty nice and I got to fake ditzy ask why the plow gets everything across the street, but not for our side, which he could then see it's from the parking so maybe he'll help out more.
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