After I take a shit, I'll usually draw off a six of tp squares, rip it in half, go once from the front and one from the rear. Then, I'll knock down the squares to 4 or 5, and repeat until it comes away clean.
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I know a guy who sets a goal to jerk off at least 100 times a month. That only comes to $10, but currently you can get 12 months of Hustler.com for $9.95.
You better get to whacking before the whack-a-fairy moves on to the next house.
EDIT: Never mind, that's $9.95/month if you pick a year. You'll have to settle for lingerie ads in your local towns weekly fliers.
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Trick of the champions. Wipe once with a little TP, then use a baby wipe and/or a moistened papertowel. Don't flush the baby wipe/paper towel though.
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Those things say you can flush them, but they also tell you that you can flush tampons which another girl I worked with used to do. Then one day after she did that, I peed which somehow clogged the toilet.
The girls toilet never clogged, so the plunger wasn't in there. My ex-boss became involved and plunged it. To this day that man thinks I took a big nasty shit and I didn't.