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Old 03-25-2013, 03:23 PM
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You can find me hiding my face in bush, lady bush that is.
  

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Old 03-25-2013, 03:24 PM
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You can find me hiding my face in bush, lady bush that is.
  

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Thanks dude!

Enjoy your vacation.

Come back Monday so you can post Sunday's episode.

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Old 03-25-2013, 04:37 PM
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the burning and itching has stopped
  

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My random thought was that if I had a dime for every time I've masturbated, I could probably afford memberships to the really expensive porn websites.
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Old 03-25-2013, 09:07 PM
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After I take a shit, I'll usually draw off a six of tp squares, rip it in half, go once from the front and one from the rear. Then, I'll knock down the squares to 4 or 5, and repeat until it comes away clean.
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Old 03-26-2013, 06:32 AM
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I know a guy who sets a goal to jerk off at least 100 times a month. That only comes to $10, but currently you can get 12 months of Hustler.com for $9.95.

You better get to whacking before the whack-a-fairy moves on to the next house.

EDIT: Never mind, that's $9.95/month if you pick a year. You'll have to settle for lingerie ads in your local towns weekly fliers.

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Trick of the champions. Wipe once with a little TP, then use a baby wipe and/or a moistened papertowel. Don't flush the baby wipe/paper towel though.
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Old 03-26-2013, 07:28 AM
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There are moist TP wich can be flushed (not more than 2 at a time)!!! Very good!!!
Ask MGH, he talked about them a few month ago...
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Those things say you can flush them, but they also tell you that you can flush tampons which another girl I worked with used to do. Then one day after she did that, I peed which somehow clogged the toilet.

The girls toilet never clogged, so the plunger wasn't in there. My ex-boss became involved and plunged it. To this day that man thinks I took a big nasty shit and I didn't.
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Old 03-26-2013, 08:08 AM
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Old 03-26-2013, 12:00 PM
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I prefer to shit outside, then take a brisk squat over the sprinker. It's a bit brisk in the colder months, but more ecologically sensitive.
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Old 03-26-2013, 12:47 PM
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I'm assuming you're talking about doing that in the bushes, but do you by chance happen to have an outhouse like my Pennsylvania relatives?
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