If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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I'm sick and now even sicker to find out I'm now in Foetus' Steaming Shit Pile. Thank god my nose is stuffed and runny. And wheezing and coughing and feverish and and... fuck it. I'm going back to bed.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
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i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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I'm stinky.
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Until she also said, "Pull it," which I also did, gently parting the teeth, one at a time, down under and beneath, the longest unzipping of my life.
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Boy is my face red. He was just so chill you forget that he is a celebrity. Is and not was because he still has a fuckton of fans. Lol. That's the answer I needed. I was having trouble with which one I should pick.
Thanks MGH.
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Reason: Forgot my Lol.