If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Don't you hate Anita Hill and HR?
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
There are 200 or so people in the Celebrity Trash section. Over half are peeping at Demi Moore and Pamela Anderson. These young starlets need to step up their game.
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Is this the END? ... or are we starting over?
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i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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I'm going to sterilize the cold out of my face with this beer
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Until she also said, "Pull it," which I also did, gently parting the teeth, one at a time, down under and beneath, the longest unzipping of my life.