12-27-2012, 06:53 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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My girlfriend transferred to a new store this week. they almost got robbed yesterday. It was an inside job. the guy knew exactly where the safe was, where, what time to go when everyone was doing closing duties.
I laughed really hard. She said on the video the guy guy crab walked backwards from the door the safe in his socks(they were scrubbing the floors so unless you had slip resistant shoes you were in a world of trouble) and went to the safe. he was scared off buy a carhop yelling at him and one of the cooks coming up from the line.
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I get off helping you guys get off.
12-27-2012, 08:54 PM
Consume me.
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I think you're right. Another card from Grandma.
12-28-2012, 04:59 AM
You can't understand me? Allora puoi succhiarmi il cazzo!
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In 16 hours i fly to the Red Sea (Marsa Alam) for a week!!
For sure i will not think about anyone of you assholes!!! (except Madam's boobies!!)
But you will, i know
Happy New Year wankers!
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I need to see the mother land before I croak. I already banged lots of Italian girls
12-28-2012, 05:47 AM
paris gave me herpes
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Or glitters from Grandma herself.....
12-28-2012, 09:12 AM
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liar.
12-28-2012, 09:35 AM
Good grief! The comedian's a bear!
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I hate that the button on my fly of my boxers broke off and my winkie keeps flopping out when I walk.
12-28-2012, 12:03 PM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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Fuck the money, did he steal any of the exta long chilli cheese coneys? Wait, your girl doesn't work at Sonic?
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Joe TheSNaKe .
Breach my ringmeat weirdos.
Always THAT asshole
12-28-2012, 03:57 PM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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I put brandy in my McDonald's sweet tea every chance I get.
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12-28-2012, 04:31 PM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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Does she complain about the tea staining her vaginal lips?
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12-28-2012, 05:05 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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No but the sugar in the tea feels like sandpaper when they bump uglies
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