someone at work just gave my wife a bunch of cucumbers, squash, and zuccini from their garden. i told her it was important to keep them warm until she gets home, or they will rot....around 98.6 degrees. suggested she shove them all in her ass. i doubt she will listen, but i will keep you informed!
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No you're on bed rest because your baby is trying to breath through an opening in your cervix.
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She's 10. I don't imagine it will be long before she figures out the truth and hopefully then she'll understand the situation her mother put me in, but who knows.
So apparently this new "Wear the Pants" campaign that Dockers is running has some people upset. Some enough to take to the web and fill out an online form, but not enough to use their real email address. The part that makes me laugh is that the person who tried to respond didn't look closely enough at the return email address to stop them from sending the reply. I'm glad though, made me laugh.
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I know but the even told me no self pleasure!!!
I honestly didnt know that my stepdad wasnt my bio dad till i was about that age, its not that they kept it from it just never came up kind of sitituation. Seems to me she's at an age where she might be angry at first but will get over the anger fast and love you even more for what youve done for her
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At work my fav is "There is no i in team.... but there is a u in cunt......"
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It will be a long while before my ex can get enough of a spine to tell her about the truth. She still struggles dealing with the fact that her daughter is bi-racial (but named her Rachel, like some Garbage Pail Kids [Bi-Rachel] card). I know it's the south and all but who the fuck cares? I'm going to ignore them both for a while and see what happens. I feel lost without my step-daughter, but at the same time I'm sure there's plenty of turmoil whenever I call and I don't want to cause her anymore strife with her shit mother.