Taking Jr to school this morning and got pulled over by the local gestapo. Normal license request and then the question I hate, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Hell no, I am the motherfuckin' man but I don't read minds so I answered, "No, I don't." He said, I pulled you over to verify that your headlights are operational because they are not on. I replied that the vehicle has a manual option but the system is designed to sense light conditions and turn on and off automatically upon ignition.
Me: And, by the way, yours aren't on either.
Cop: Wait right here. I'll be back.
Jr: Pop, take it easy.
As he was walking back to the vehicle, I stuck my arm out and tried to take a picture of him walking back to the car with top lights blaring and no headlights. He heard the click and saw the flash.
Cop: Why did you do?
Me: Took a picture to document light conditions for court.
Cop: You don't have to go to court. You can just pay the fine online.
Me: Thank you for the information.
Cop: What did you say you took a picture of? Can I see it?
Jr: Where's the warrant!?
Cop: Wait right here. I'll be back.
Me: Shut up, Boy!
10 minutes ....
Cop: Have a nice day
The picture turned out to be of my finger tip.