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Old 07-02-2009, 09:15 PM
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I'm sure they were if you were...

A. A woman
B. Sober


I am not a woman, and I'm sure as hell not sober lol
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I'd lick Taylor Swift's butthole, what of it?
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Old 07-02-2009, 09:23 PM
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haha but what will you be thinking about if i get fired
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Old 07-03-2009, 12:18 AM
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Im downloading Watchmen as we speak. I can not wait to watch it.
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Old 07-03-2009, 12:56 AM
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that you'll be much more available for your sugar daddies (me, Tats, Douche etc etc etc)
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Old 07-03-2009, 02:58 AM
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I'm a retard.

I was at a bar, two full fledged douche bags that were friends start "fighting". It was all just a call for attention as neither put their hands up and just kept pushing each other. I'm talking to someone but I'm watching the bouncer look over and just sigh and then kind of laugh. So I've had a few, and I'm just sitting there talking to a waitress with a couple of friends when they bring their having their thursday night sissy fight. Eventually they wind up over at my side and they push on my stool. I just look over to tell let them know that wasn't cool and one of the retards tells me 'fuck you'.

I'm not 12, I don't take offense its what happens amongst drunks, but limited to people that are actually drunk and actually gonna fight. They're not going to fight and I get annoyed. So my friends an I leave and as I'm walking out they get into this very man loving mma stance where they're just pushing each other with their heads. So I just turn around and slap them both in the face. Open handed and I came down with it. As soon as my shoulder was rotating I thought to myself, " you're going to go to jail for assaulting two retards that were play fighting, way to go tough guy".

So I stand there and look at their red faces thinking about the retard strength they're going to come at me with, but fuck it I push my friends back and let the insanity ensue. One of them starts tearing up and the other one apologizes. WTF. I just slapped you?! And you're going to cry?!

I'm retarded and my hand is numb.
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Liquior will do that to ppl. I doubt you were the bad guy triple.
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On a side note, it's time to shit.
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Old 07-03-2009, 08:30 AM
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hope everything comes out ok
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