The future is unwritten, but I'm illustrating it now.
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Walmart Welcome
Moved back home the winter after I got my degree in the big city. Needed couch cushions or something and went to Walmart. Saw a 17 or 18 year old girl - hot, endowed - in a tube top. She caught me staring, and there's really only two things you can do in that situation. Look away and pretend you weren't looking at them, or smile and own up to it. So I smiled at her, and she smiled back, and she had maybe four teeth in her mouth, and they were all green. She could floss with a jumprope. And you'd think, it you've just got the four teeth left, you'd lavish attention on them and that they'd shine like the stars. It reminded me of when I used to sell comics and baseball cards in a shop in a mall where the carnival would set up every year. The carnies would come in to blow whatever money they had, and I'm pretty sure that if you put them all together there wouldn't have been a full mouth of teeth. That's when I stopped riding carnival rides. If I can't trust these gomers to use a toothbrush correctly, I'm sure not going to trust their use of a wrench on the roller coaster.
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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I haven't stepped foot into a Walmart in nearly 2 decades and these pics are enticing me to end my ban just out of curiosity to sneakily take photos.
Unfortunately I suspect much of the people featured here are from stores in the south and midwest. I can't envision people in the West Coast going into Walmart having a lack of wardrobe appropriateness.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
Last edited by Frothy Afterbirth : 10-22-2009 at 12:27 PM.