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Old 07-01-2009, 09:48 AM
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Why are such simple "toy cars" so hard to work on?

I've been standing here starring at this new car i have to run in Vegas this year just fucking dumbfounded!
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Old 07-01-2009, 12:25 PM
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Those first 7 beers went down so easy.

How many can I drink before the wife gets home around 5???

Motley Crue!!
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Old 07-01-2009, 12:38 PM
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it's deader than a sunday around here

still no sleep!
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I'm going to pass out too soon today.

I was so close to giving my wife her first rim job too.

Probably all for the best because she'll want it again

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Old 07-01-2009, 01:07 PM
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Starting #10.

I want to fuck Martha McCallum from Fox News!!!!
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Old 07-01-2009, 01:12 PM
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I was washing my minivan at a car wash this morning......and I had the following thought:

Is using the foaming brush on the paint of your car AFTER you've scrubbed your dirty tires the sexytime equivalent of ass-to-mouth? I think it is.

It's tough owning a minivan, you gotta think about shit like this to keep you motivated to maintain it.
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Old 07-01-2009, 01:16 PM
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You said minivan, you should be hung
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wait a freakin minute... you are under 30 and have a minivan? Do you have kids?
(forgive me if you have answered this before...i lose track of all the dif people we have here )
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The fuck!

Do you not respect a woman over the age of 30 in the throws of desparation??
Take it for all she's worth.
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Old 07-01-2009, 01:26 PM
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haha...lead me to the gallows....guilty as charged.

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Yesh. Actually...you just set me up quite nicely - I just found out on vacation that baby #4 is on it's way

Haha...Quagmire likes to take credit for a few of them...but I've been raising them like they're all my own.

I only drive the minivan on the weekends....but fuck it, I have no shame...the thing is great. It even has power sliding doors and everything.

Stow n' go seats for backseat fucking for the win!!! I should probably stop doing that..hahaha.
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