12-01-2017, 01:18 PM
i know more than you and i knew it before you did
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Hope everyone had a great Turkey day.
Whats up with the login page? I keep getting bounced right to the "profile" page login screen...
12-01-2017, 02:57 PM
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Turkey day went well.
Once you're logged in then just ignore the profile login page even though it appears that you're not. Either click on one if the top links such as UserCP or open thread links in another tab.
Login snafus are by computer but strangely not over mobile.
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12-02-2017, 04:41 PM
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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If I had been blessed/cursed with children, I would have worked day and night so their first words were-
"Mommy likes doggystyle!"
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12-02-2017, 06:44 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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The term "doggy style" goes that far back?
12-03-2017, 11:19 AM
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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I thought "
Triceratops Style " to be too complex for a first word.
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12-03-2017, 11:39 AM
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"Tazer Tampon"
I think I just solved the rape epidemic.
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12-03-2017, 12:18 PM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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1 billion seconds equals 32 years.
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12-03-2017, 08:44 PM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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I am not eddy69.
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12-04-2017, 09:35 AM
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Posting this for all my orgy minded friends*. Thanks for never inviting me.
https://www.simplemost.com/giant-mat...ly-cosleeping/
*(for the big-ass mattress, not the sleeping with kids. Ugh.)
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12-04-2017, 12:01 PM
Living my best schmuck life.
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Wonder how much the sheets would cost.
Damn tons of kids are going to end up very scarred.
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