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Top 10 Bacon Quotes
from Homer Simpson
1. "(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!""
2. "Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals."
3. "When your in my house you shall do as I do and believe who i believe in. So Bart butter your bacon."
4. "Is it Bacon Day?"
5. "Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge."
6. "Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudgesteak. And then my Bacon Balls. Then my Whatchamachicken. You monster!"
7. Homer: I'll have the smiley face breakfast special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five o'clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body.
Waitress: How about I just shove a pig down your throat?
(Homer looks excited)
Waitress: I was kidding.
Homer: Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
Waitress: No he doesn't!
8. "[strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I'm having that right now...[normal] Ooh, bacon!"
9. "Mmm ... bacon"
10. "Mmm ... unexplained bacon"
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Anthony Bacon (British Army officer) (1796-1864), cavalry officer during the Napoleonic wars
Albion Fellows Bacon (1865–1933), American reformer and writer.
Augustus Octavius Bacon (1839–1914), American politician
David Bacon (1914–1943), American film actor.
Edmund Bacon (1910–2005), American urban planner
Everett Bacon (1890–1989) college football hall of famer from Wesleyan University, pioneer of the forward pass
Ezekiel Bacon (1776–1870), American politician
Francis Bacon (philosopher) (1561–1626), knighted English philosopher, statesman and author, considered to be one of the founders of modern science
Francis Thomas Bacon (1904–1992), British engineer
Francis Bacon (painter) (1909–1992), Anglo-Irish painter
Henry Bacon (1866–1924), American architect
Irving Bacon (1893–1965), American character actor
Jim Bacon (1950–2004), Premier of Tasmania, Australia
John Bacon (1740–1799), British sculptor
John Bacon (Carmelite) (c.1290–1346) learned English Carmelite monk
John Bacon (Massachusetts) (1738-1820), US Representative from Massachusetts
John Mackenzie Bacon FRAS, (1846–1904), English astronomer, aeronaut, and lecturer.
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Kevin Bacon (b. 1958), American film actor
Leonard Bacon (1802–1881), American Congregational preacher and writer
Lise Bacon (b. 1934), Canadian politician
Lloyd Bacon (1889–1955), American actor
Lucy Bacon (1857–1932), American artist
Max Bacon, lead singer for 1980s arena rock supergroup GTR
Nathaniel Bacon (diplomat) (d. 1676), colonist and plantation owner
Nathaniel Bacon (Jesuit) (1598–1676), English Jesuit
Nicholas Bacon (1509–1579), English politician
Peggy Bacon (1895-1987), American artist and author
Reginald Bacon (1863-1952), Royal Navy admiral
Richard Bacon (TV presenter) (b.1975) English television and radio presenter
Robert Bacon (1860–1919), American diplomat
Roger Bacon (1214–1295), Franciscan friar, English philosopher
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