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Join Date: Oct 2008
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So I got my laptop screen replaced today. They sent a tech repairman to my office. He was Asian. I told him I couldn't stand for this stereotyped bullshit, and he better not fuck up my computer, because he'd then probably commit seppuku, and bleed out on my floor. Which would piss me off because one, I'm wearing new shoes, and two, the cleaning lady doesn't come in until Saturday.
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washing my uniforms for work in the morning doesn't do me any good if i forget to dry them. we're switching over to a new program at work and it's called epic. we had our training tonight so all week it's been like are you ready for your epic training for the new epic computer program.
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Ned: Phil? Hey, Phil? Phil! Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you! Phil: Hi, how you doing? Thanks for watching.
[Starts to walk away] Ned: Hey, hey! Now, don't you tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you. Phil: Not a chance. Ned: Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. Ned Ryerson: I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! Ned Ryerson: got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson: I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well? Phil: Ned Ryerson? Ned: Bing! Phil: Bing.