What a shitty weekend. Over 100f both days with 90% humidity. Ran a call for school board cuz they're idiots and couldn't get into their buildings. Washed cars, and didn't do fuck else cuz wife said it was too hot.
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Of course you're looking forward to it, it's the fucking zoo. The zoo is fucking fantastic. And if the kid throws a wobbly threaten to feed it to a lion
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I saw this thing at the pet store getting crickets for the lizard and said out loud. "Why are you guys carrying sex toys?" The silence was deafening as I was snottily told, "THAT Sir, is a dog toy." I came back with, "Well if that's what you call your significant other knock yourself out. Mine would beat me with this thing if I did."