Good Morning. Sometimes, being an early riser is a pain in the ass. Went to a heavy metal show last night. Drank like a fish. Passed out about 5 hours ago. Now I'm wide awake. Aren't ppl supposed to sleep in on Saturday?
omg how much do i HATE britney's new song. i think they made her get naked to distract ppl from listening to that piece of shit. i'm gonna write 3 versus of a song, sing them over and over ad naseum and become a millionare.
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My God, I saw Kevin Smith on Leno last night and he went from being a Goodyear blimp to the fucking Hindenburg! He was so roundly fat that it looked like he was almost standing up while sitting in the chair.
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You've got paper loonies? I've been lookin' for those rarities.
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no its not paper, we had normal one dollar bills but then they decided that it was more cost effective to make it into a coin, and a few yrs later the 2 dollar bill became a coin also.
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awesome
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