If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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The Contender. Jeff Bridge's character portrayal of the President is the best ever to be played by an actor in TV or cinema.
And one of the best lines ever written.
Laine Hanson: [closing remarks at Congressional confirmation hearing] ... "And, Mr. Chairman, I stand for the separation of Church and State, and the reason that I stand for that is the same reason that I believe our forefathers did. It is not there to protect religion from the grasp of government but to protect our government from the grasp of religious fanaticism. Now, I may be an atheist, but that does not mean I do not go to church. I do go to church. The church I go to is the one that emancipated the slaves, that gave women the right to vote, that gave us every freedom that we hold dear. My church is this very Chapel of Democracy that we sit in together, and I do not need God to tell me what are my moral absolutes. I need my heart, my brain, and this church."
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
Honestly, I only saw it because the damn commercials kept it secret and it was driving me mad not knowing. It starts off painfully slow but wins in the end.
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By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.