I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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The last time I was with a leopard I didn't know she had a kid. We made so much noise that her 7 year old son walked into the bedroom as she was doing the cowgirl. She looked at him and astually said, "Go back to bed baby, Mommy's busy." He shut the door and left. I flipped her over, shot on her tramp stamp, got dressed and fucking left!
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Or when your to drunk to drive and have to stay and she insists on making you and her 17 y/o daughter breakfast!
For the record I was 20 at the time which made it that much more uncomfortable, until that is... her daughter turned 18 and called me for a birthday present i owed her for fucking her mom
Thank god for us bitter sacks of emotionless fucks. We are legendz!
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None that I knew of. No C section scars and no massive camel toes. Although they were strippers so its in their best interests to take care of that shit. Nothing makes a lap dance hotter than knowing they're doing it for baby formula. Or they're crying.