I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, 'Is this a union house?'
'No,' she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't.'
'Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?'
'The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,' she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, 'Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules.'
The man asked, 'And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?'
'The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.'
'That's more like it!' the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde ...
'I'd like her,' he said.
'I'm sure you would, sir,' said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.'
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I'll bet Justin TimberomgIswallowedacock would put kahlua in his coffee. Doing such a thing can only need to wearing neckties for your own amusement and felating former boy band members.
Now, a true irish coffee has some jameson's irish whiskey and as such is the only acceptable 'creamer' of a man's coffee. I had one for the first time in Vegas and I remember thinking it was vodka and redbull for old people.
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Touche' and it is like a a Vodka Redbull for old people. You ever go to the bar and order a round of Tom Collins with your buddies when there's a table of cougars near? trust me, it's worth it!
and at the same token a true Irishmen just drinks the Jameson's straight up out of the bottle
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I never get the juicy cougars unless their under 35. All I ever get is the past their expiration date leopards.
DSF Dictionary: Leopard- a cougar passed its prime. The leopard gets its name from the years of drug/alcohol/pool boy abuse. The spots on the leopard are either from rape fantasies or more commonly are liver spots.