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Predator24 · #**14141** 06-04-2009, 07:55 AM

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, 'Is this a union house?'

'No,' she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't.'

'Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?'

'The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,' she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, 'Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules.'

The man asked, 'And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?'

'The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.'

'That's more like it!' the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde ...

'I'd like her,' he said.

'I'm sure you would, sir,' said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.'

Trips · #**14142** 06-04-2009, 10:31 AM

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I'll bet Justin TimberomgIswallowedacock would put kahlua in his coffee. Doing such a thing can only need to wearing neckties for your own amusement and felating former boy band members.

Now, a true irish coffee has some jameson's irish whiskey and as such is the only acceptable 'creamer' of a man's coffee. I had one for the first time in Vegas and I remember thinking it was vodka and redbull for old people.

McHookerino · #**14143** 06-04-2009, 10:37 AM

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Touche' and it is like a a Vodka Redbull for old people. You ever go to the bar and order a round of Tom Collins with your buddies when there's a table of cougars near? trust me, it's worth it!

and at the same token a true Irishmen just drinks the Jameson's straight up out of the bottle

amylikewhoa · #**14144** 06-04-2009, 11:16 AM

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yay tom collins

McHookerino · #**14145** 06-04-2009, 11:20 AM

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I have been known to don a Fedora and enjoy a Tom Collins or two while on a cougar hunt

ThatHaole · #**14146** 06-04-2009, 11:27 AM

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Thanks. I like you too although I may be overly swayed by your hotness. big bewbs, big eyes, and big hair do things to me.

Trips · #**14147** 06-04-2009, 11:28 AM

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I never get the juicy cougars unless their under 35. All I ever get is the past their expiration date leopards.

DSF Dictionary: Leopard- a cougar passed its prime. The leopard gets its name from the years of drug/alcohol/pool boy abuse. The spots on the leopard are either from rape fantasies or more commonly are liver spots.

Predator24 · #**14148** 06-04-2009, 11:37 AM

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I thought 35 was the starting point to be a cougar??

In my experience, Leopards are usualy the women left in the bar at last call yelling at the bartender for one last shot with their beer.

McHookerino · #**14149** 06-04-2009, 11:39 AM

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I always used 40 as my baseline age

And I agree on the Leopards, usually they are easy prey after that last shot

SirLongFoot · #**14150** 06-04-2009, 11:41 AM

Agreed, they have to be at least 35 to be considered a cougar.