I was witness to the most glorious thing ever on my drive home...
Picture it, Tampa, 2009, I'm at a stoplight and I'm the second car back behind a Ferrari and the car next to him is a tweaked out Honda Civic, your typical tuner if you will.
I'm watching the driver of the Civic revving his engine like your typical tuner wannabe billy bad ass trying to get the Ferrari to race him.
Now visualize here people...
The light turns green, both cars hammer the throttle and as you would expect the Civic makes it about 75% of the way across the intersection and a very loud BANG, black smoke pouring from his tailpipe and large amount of fluid is draining from his engine area. The driver of the Civic is rolling enough to make it across the intersection and onto the shoulder.
Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs?
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Random irritations of the day...
1. People whistling loudly on public transport. I don't want to listen to music thank you, if I did, i'd hook up my mp3, now fuck off.
2. Sitting in the car waiting on someone and catching sight of a hot chick, all dressed up ready to go, looking at you like you just shit in her handbag and as she walks past you see she hasn't taken the BIG price stickers off the soles of her cheap shoes. No love, you're not better than me, you're a fucking tramp.
3. People approaching me when i'm out walking my two Border Collies and saying 'Border Collies? They're really smart those dogs, i'm telling you, REALLY smart.' REALLY? I HADN'T FUCKING NOTICED THAT AT ALL IN THE PAST 5 YEARS OF KEEPING THEM!!
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I'll bust a nut on a girl's tramp stamp...now it's a Scamp stamp!
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that used to happen to me all the time
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I never owned a Ferrari but I used to have tweaked up wannabe cars like that pull up to me all the time. ALL THE FREAKIN TIME. I thought they were stalking me or something. Anyway I dusted them every time.
And I drove a 300motherfuckin C. Factory model no special add-ons.
"Hemis" beat rice wagons any day.
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