Let's get drunk today. Let's get high tonight. Maybe in the morning things will be alright.
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My count is at 14, but I counted over 40 that gave me a bj. Thank god most women actually do want a guy w/ a since of humor instead of looks, or my count would be way lower.
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You know what ten grand feels like in your pocket? It feels like a third cock.
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fuck all of you. i'm sending him dick pics.
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LOL Brodie! You're awesome...and probably high.
I'M STUCK IN A SIG BOX!!! HELP ME! IT'S BRODIEMAXX!!!
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Luck of the draw i guess, congrats on that.
I'd say about 7-10, but i'm only 22 and was in a two and a half year relationship, god was that horrible. If just getting some dome was on top of that i'd say about 15-20. Don't do one night stands though, too many diseases out there roaming around, i usually wait a week or more, and see how many dudes call her for a fun time, before i even try anything, lol.
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Awwwwww how sweet you monogamous vixen.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
I'll bust a nut on a girl's tramp stamp...now it's a Scamp stamp!
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wow, I think about a thousand pairs of nuts just throbbed simultaneously.
So just to review:
Young and beautiful
Seems to be adventurous (most shy girls don't like cameras or talk about 3-somes, or give tips on swallowing)
And relatively unblemished by the lesser species.
No guy deserves to be that lucky.
Please tell me you're actually psychotic or have multiple personalities or something.
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my vagina is beautiful and scampr should see it daily!